Gnart: the contraction of the two words Gnome and Fart. I was dreaming of a conversation with Danie at work in the laundry room. The dream was just like any other day @work. And whatever Danie said to me I responded. But I only woke up with the second half of the sentence in my head... and laughing hysterically "..... crapping Gnart!"
Having told Danie this when I got to work today she decided that we would definately use Gnart for some such covert name calling.
Wallet Worm: the jobless, car or gas money-less, just got out of jail or dumped man or woman that expects you to support their "broke ass" with your minimum wage less than 40 hour a week job. When millions are at stake this is known as a gold digger. But since you haven't any gold it is a wallet worm. They get in through your heart and eat their way to the next target.
My boss invented that term to describe the one that is giving a co-worker fits. Everyone of us has had one and some of us have had more than one. We need a pesticide for this.
Monday, October 3, 2011
Technology Bites
I'm sure I am using the whole "Favorite Sites" thing wrong when I launch IE. I think that those boxes that tell me where I go most frequently are little bookmarks, short cuts to getting here, there and anywhere else I want to be without dropping down the favorites list. Or worse! HAving to remember the places I like to go. I launch IE and there we are, google, geekdom and my game are in the top 3 spots.
Till now.
I launch IE and the game was my most active and the rest of the boxes were filled with random crap. I am beginnng to think that is the master list of all the cookies my browser has eaten and that some how, if you don't clear your history enough that the less active boxes will over run the active and very active boxes.
Problem... I do not see how to divest myself of these truly random things that I look up in a convenient way like the old way. hell I do not even know where the history tab is located anymore. Ugh!!!!! The more these things change the more I want to wish us back into the stone age.
Sidebar: I almost think that getting hit over the head with a stick and dragged into the man cave would be less painful and embarrassing that having to look at the painfully misspelled tag lines and unwanted "invites" filling my inbox on various sites. Though I do like the fact that my friends are all a facebook post away... that does make modern cave men TOO CLOSE for comfort.
Till now.
I launch IE and the game was my most active and the rest of the boxes were filled with random crap. I am beginnng to think that is the master list of all the cookies my browser has eaten and that some how, if you don't clear your history enough that the less active boxes will over run the active and very active boxes.
Problem... I do not see how to divest myself of these truly random things that I look up in a convenient way like the old way. hell I do not even know where the history tab is located anymore. Ugh!!!!! The more these things change the more I want to wish us back into the stone age.
Sidebar: I almost think that getting hit over the head with a stick and dragged into the man cave would be less painful and embarrassing that having to look at the painfully misspelled tag lines and unwanted "invites" filling my inbox on various sites. Though I do like the fact that my friends are all a facebook post away... that does make modern cave men TOO CLOSE for comfort.
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