No No NaNo

Just a bit too much going on to commit to Wri Mo this year. But, people be warned... I am going to plan on this for next year. I may hit you all up for monetary support or, MOST likely, emotional support. So here is my one year to Wri Mo pledge:

• I will not be afraid to suck
• I will suck in ways grandiose infinitesimal
• I will write until my fingers bleed
• I will write until your fingers bleed
• I will make you cry with my wrenching soul-probing observations on the human condition
• I will make you cry with breathtaking run-on-sentances; precariously perched participles scrabbling to maintain their position in a sentance; ruthless alliteration and glaring inconsistensies in tense, grammar and spelling so horrible every english teacher in the course of human history will beg to be staked through the heart in their graves.
• Most of all... I will finish all 50,000 words.